Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2023 11:08 am
Husband: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my grandmother.
Wife: Why does it say "Do Not Resuscitate"?
Wife: Why does it say "Do Not Resuscitate"?
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:34 pm
I did my first nude painting yesterday.
The neighbors were a little shocked, but the front door looks great!
The neighbors were a little shocked, but the front door looks great!
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 10:05 am
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2023 11:38 am
Every dad knows exactly what this is about. Sometimes you have to fake the surprise.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2023 12:23 pm
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:10 pm
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs.
Because they're Inca hoots.
Because they're Inca hoots.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:05 am
So far this week, I've changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, knocked twice on a door, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
My life is a joke.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2023 6:37 pm
Saw my wife yelling at the TV - "Don't go into that church you moron!"
Alas, she was watching our wedding video.
Alas, she was watching our wedding video.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2023 12:58 pm
I always keep a picture of my wife in my wallet.
To remind me why there's no money in it.
To remind me why there's no money in it.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2023 1:29 pm
Seems like I always wake up and have to pee about 2 or 3 am.
I guess that's why they call that time the wee hours of the morning.
I guess that's why they call that time the wee hours of the morning.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2023 7:18 pm
Text from wife: where r u
Me: kitchen
Wife: can u feed cat
M: I mean garage
W: bring in laundry
M: bathroom
W: clean toilet
M: Idaho
W: get potatoes
Me: kitchen
Wife: can u feed cat
M: I mean garage
W: bring in laundry
M: bathroom
W: clean toilet
M: Idaho
W: get potatoes
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2023 8:49 am
When my wife turned 40 I told her "I hate to break this to you, but I'm thinking of trading you in for 2 20s!"
She said "Well, I hate to break this to you, but you're not wired for 220 anymore."
She said "Well, I hate to break this to you, but you're not wired for 220 anymore."
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2023 9:23 am
Uncle Eddie used to say "Always leave them wanting more."
Great guy. Terrible anesthesiologist.
Great guy. Terrible anesthesiologist.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2023 3:39 pm
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2023 8:21 pm
Been having some anger issues, so my therapist suggested I write letters to all the people I was mad at, and then burn them. So I did.
But now I don't know what I'm supposed to do with all these letters.
But now I don't know what I'm supposed to do with all these letters.