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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 4:19 pm
by Triple Option
Bottom post of the previous page:
There can be only one.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 10:17 pm
by Triple Option
Solar power may be the future, but it won't happen overnight.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2023 11:54 am
by Triple Option
Met a nun with a runny nose who always wiped it on her clothes.
She had a nasty habit.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2023 10:53 pm
by Triple Option
Last night was a long one at Stonehenge, as workers had to move all the stones ahead one hour.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2023 5:16 pm
by Triple Option
Started doing crunches twice a day.
Captain in the morning, and Nestle's in the afternoon.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2023 8:15 am
by Triple Option
Scientists have now grown a set of human vocal chords in a lab.
The results speak for themselves.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2023 10:52 am
by Triple Option
Not a joke, just . . . funny.
Yao Ming - 7'6"
Bart Conner - 5'6"
Dikembe Mutombo - 7'2"
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:58 am
by Triple Option
Having regained consciousness after a car accident, the doctor is trying to convince me that I am actually a Swedish guy and I have lost my memory.
Does he think I was Bjorn yesterday?
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 6:43 pm
by OU Guy
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 12:20 pm
by Triple Option
OU Guy wrote: ↑Sun Apr 30, 2023 6:43 pm
Looks like the dog identified as a human girl, so I assume he was actually declared the winner.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon May 01, 2023 4:44 pm
by Triple Option
Some might argue for trigonometry or calculus, but I think toilet paper math is the hardest kind of math.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue May 09, 2023 11:05 pm
by Triple Option
As I share a first name and my Grandpa name and apparently a wife with this guy, this hits pretty close to home.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed May 10, 2023 8:33 am
by Triple Option
Doctor says I have too much sodium in my diet and I need to cut back.
I took that advice with a grain of salt.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon May 15, 2023 11:10 pm
by SwampSooner
What type of jokes do lakes hate?
Dry Humor
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri May 26, 2023 8:41 am
by Triple Option
Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful, but that's how Julius Caesar.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2023 10:20 pm
by Triple Option