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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2023 9:06 am
by Triple Option
Bottom post of the previous page:
"This is the little band we started. We call ourselves The Subtractions.
Take it away boys!"
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 10:16 am
by Triple Option
A good use for that leftover giant box of disposable masks - use them to make expresso.
Because they're coughy filters.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2023 5:46 pm
by Triple Option
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:30 pm
by Triple Option
A buoy named . . .
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 10:44 am
by Triple Option
I tested positive for coke and lost my job at the pepsi plant!
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 12:39 pm
by Triple Option
The space between rungs on ladders has increased because Americans keep getting taller.
Manufacturers call it climb it change.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:43 am
by Triple Option
The wife and I got into a real knock-down, drag-out. But it wasn't long before she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.
And said "Come from under that bed and fight like a man!"
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 9:43 am
by Triple Option
When I got home from work today I found my wife had been on eBay all day.
If she's still on there tomorrow I'm going to lower the price.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2023 2:37 pm
by Triple Option
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 12:13 pm
by Triple Option
The wife says I have to choose between her and my weekly poker game.
I think she's bluffing.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 3:43 pm
by Triple Option
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2023 9:48 pm
by Triple Option
We were taught - I before E, except after C.
But that has been disproven by science.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2023 9:57 pm
by Triple Option
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 9:41 am
by Triple Option
Sometimes it's hard to hear punctuation correctly.
I thought my wife said "I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month."
But what she said was "I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month."
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 10:03 pm
by BudaSooner
Triple Option wrote: ↑Tue Mar 07, 2023 9:48 pm
We were taught - I before E, except after C.
But that has been disproven by science.
Weird, huh?
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2023 4:19 pm
by Triple Option
There can be only one.
