Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 11:34 am
by Triple Option
Bottom post of the previous page:
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat May 28, 2022 8:56 pm
by Triple Option
I’ve got a new job at a salad packaging factory.
The hours aren't great, but the celery is good.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2022 9:21 am
by Triple Option
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2022 7:28 am
by Triple Option
Studies show that most stabbings are committed by someone close to the victim.
Specifically, by someone within arm's length.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:11 am
by Triple Option
Kids grow up so fast and change so quickly. I'd barely gotten used to my grandson being three when he had yet another birthday.
And I hardly recognized him. It was almost like I'd never seen him be four.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 1:21 pm
by OU Guy
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:58 am
by Triple Option
The king sleeps on a king-sized mattress.
The queen sleeps on a queen-sized mattress.
And the prince sleeps on an heir mattress.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 10:36 am
by Triple Option
In the left side of my brain, nothing is right, and in the right side of my brain, nothing is left.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:46 am
by Triple Option
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 9:52 am
by Triple Option
The economy is so bad that:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America
Motel Six turned off the light
They're doing away with Daylight Savings Time because the clock has already been turned back to 1929
A picture is now worth only 200 words
Dr. Seuss now writes about Green Eggs and Spam
Wall Street has been re-named Wal-Mart Street
Women in Beverly Hills have to use the sun to get a tan
The 5 second rule is now the 5 day rule
I saw a pimp driving a VW Bug
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico
The bank returned my check due to insufficient funds - they meant theirs, not mine
The capital of California is no longer Sacramento - now it's about $50
I called the suicide hotline, got somebody in the Middle East, and they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 2:00 pm
by Triple Option
My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner, so my wife asked me to throw them out.
So I did. But now I don't know what to do with all these leftover tacos.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2022 2:08 am
by Oklahombre
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2022 2:16 am
by Oklahombre
Never liked turtles, myself...
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2022 2:19 am
by Oklahombre
I laughed....
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2022 2:21 am
by Oklahombre
New linebacker
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes