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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Thu May 05, 2022 8:29 am
by Oklahombre

Bottom post of the previous page:

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Thu May 05, 2022 8:31 am
by Oklahombre
Heading to my farm in Beggs...

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Thu May 05, 2022 8:35 am
by Oklahombre
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Thu May 05, 2022 8:52 am
by Oklahombre
And I'm out, but I don't do FB...

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Fri May 06, 2022 1:43 pm
by OU Guy
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Fri May 06, 2022 1:54 pm
by OU Guy
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Mon May 16, 2022 9:23 am
by soonerBAS
anyone see this ad running on KFOR this morning. ad for a lawyer talking about getting settlements for people that had sewer's back up into their house and he ends with something like --- I am number 1 when it comes to number 2.


I started laughing every time it came on.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue May 17, 2022 10:59 pm
by Triple Option
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 8:21 am
by Triple Option
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 8:35 am
by Triple Option
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it!"

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 8:43 am
by Triple Option
Adam and Eve must have owned the first computer - an Apple with very limited memory - just one byte and everything crashed!

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 8:47 am
by Triple Option
My wife gave me a "get better soon" card.

I'm not sick, she just thinks I ought to be a lot better.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 8:51 am
by Triple Option
Wife: How about if we try different postions tonight? Maybe swap places?
Me: Absolutely! I'm ready when you are!
Wife: OK, you go stand at the sink and wash dishes, and I'll sit on the couch and watch TV.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Thu May 26, 2022 7:22 am
by OU Guy
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 9:36 am
by SwampSooner
Triple Option wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 8:35 am "I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it!"

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And when they took a blood sample, it had a head on it.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Fri May 27, 2022 11:34 am
by Triple Option
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