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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 11:27 pm
by Oklahombre

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 11:31 pm
by Oklahombre
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 11:33 pm
by Oklahombre
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:58 am
by Triple Option
Yesterday I saw two teenagers making out in the park.

It reminded me of my own teenage days.

When I used to see other teenagers making out in the park.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2022 11:16 am
by OU Guy

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 7:18 am
by Triple Option
A man has a job in the circus, following the elephants around all day, shoveling their poop into a wheelbarrow.

One morning his best friend drops by and tells him, “Manny, I got great news for you. We need another guy at the great place where I work. We have an easy seven hour day, we get to wear nice suits, we deal with nice people, and we make great money. You can quit this job and move up the ladder!”

Manny looks incredulous and says, “What!? Are you nuts? And give up show business?”

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2022 11:13 am
by Triple Option
A few days late for Easter, oh well.

A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one.
Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2022 10:09 am
by Triple Option
London's Big Ben was completed in 1859 and took 13 years to design and build.

Which is amazing, since they were working around the clock.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2022 10:00 am
by Triple Option
Happy "Light Jacket Day" everyone!

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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2022 12:20 pm
by Triple Option
I went to the doctor because every time I opened my eyes, I vomited everywhere.

He examined me and said it was the worst case of see sickness he’d ever encountered.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2022 12:37 pm
by Triple Option

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Mon May 02, 2022 6:41 pm
by Triple Option
Never shout into a colander.

You’ll strain your voice.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Mon May 02, 2022 6:43 pm
by Triple Option
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue May 03, 2022 8:32 am
by Triple Option
A man fell from a 15th-story nightclub.

Police confirmed he was not a bouncer.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue May 03, 2022 12:31 pm
by OU Guy
Triple Option wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 8:32 am A man fell from a 15th-story nightclub.

Police confirmed he was not a bouncer.

Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes

Posted: Tue May 03, 2022 3:47 pm
by Oklahombre
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