I remember watching that episode. At first I thought the sling hit her
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2022 5:21 pm
by Triple Option
Lou Costello does math
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2022 11:11 pm
by SwampSooner
3 vampires are sitting at a table in a bar. The waitress comes up and asks them what they want to drink.
The 1st vampire says "Blood."
The 2nd vampire says "Blood."
The 3rd vampire says "Plasma."
Waitress says, "Ok. That's 2 bloods and a blood lite coming right up."
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2022 1:50 pm
by Triple Option
My wife joined a support group for people who talk a lot.
It's called On and On Anon.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2022 2:00 pm
by Triple Option
In Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-man, half-horse, who had great knowledge of medicine and health.
So he was the original Centaur for Disease Control.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 12:39 am
by Rough Rider
walt wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 11:31 am
Here is something that young kids [below the age of 73] missed a lot of great things. This is one that I doubt most young kids probably never watched.
This is a classic that never gets old.
At 46, I’m definitely “young” for that one but I’ve watched it few times… it’s just pure genius. Recently, I saw something that made me think of it and I mentioned it to my wife. She had no idea what I was talking about… she had never seen it. So, I pulled it up on youtube for her and she had a good laugh. Our 20 year old son walks in the room and was very familiar… he studied it in one of his classes (he’s into film and video). So yeah, it never gets old and it doesn’t appear to be in the process of being forgotten either.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:05 am
by Triple Option
Sometimes, people just go too far, and an April Fools prank crosses the line and becomes outright cruelty.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2022 10:37 am
by Triple Option
Happy April Fools Day!
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2022 1:54 pm
by Triple Option
Do any of you know what “idk” stands for?
I’ve asked lots of people, but nobody knows.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2022 3:39 pm
by AllSooner
I Don't Know, but he's on Third Base
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2022 9:11 am
by Triple Option
A true Dad joke
“Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?”
“Sure, but the dining room would probably be more comfortable.”
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2022 11:02 am
by Triple Option
Some say we should end Daylight Savings Time. What do I think?
I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2022 10:14 pm
by Triple Option
I ran into an acquaintance at the psychiatrist's office. I asked him "Are you coming or going?"
He said "If I knew that, I wouldn't be here!"
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:32 am
by Triple Option
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:45 pm
by Oklahombre
Holding...15 yard penalty...
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:09 am
by Triple Option
I'm not one to brag, but I just went into another room and remembered why I was there.
Now, it was the bathroom, and I got a little reminder, but still . . .
