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Oklahombre
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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?
Very little.
Very little.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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OU Guy
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Bring this back lol
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OU Guy
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Back in the day when I was stationed in Jax a group of us buddies would go to this bar and they had live midget tossing night. There was a wall all velcroed (padded behind) and the midgets were wrapped in velcro (padding inside) and patrons placed bets. A big guy would pick up the midget and throw him at the wall still in upright position and the bet was if he stuck or not. What a time that was to be alive lol.Triple Option wrote: ↑Sat Mar 05, 2022 10:49 am What do dwarves and midgets have in common?
Very little.
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Last edited by Triple Option on Mon Mar 07, 2022 2:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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A turkey is about to cross the road when a chicken runs up and screams "Don't do it man! You'll never hear the end of it!"
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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I bought 51% of a vampire hunting business.
I’m now the main stakeholder.
I’m now the main stakeholder.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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I was walking along the beach when I saw a man in the water screaming "Help! Shark! Help!"
I just smiled and shook my head, because I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
I just smiled and shook my head, because I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Oklahombre
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Oklahombre
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Oklahombre
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Yike...double post, so here's another one...
OUCH!
OUCH!
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