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- Oklahombre
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Yesterday I saw two teenagers making out in the park.
It reminded me of my own teenage days.
When I used to see other teenagers making out in the park.
It reminded me of my own teenage days.
When I used to see other teenagers making out in the park.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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- OU Guy
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- Triple Option
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A man has a job in the circus, following the elephants around all day, shoveling their poop into a wheelbarrow.
One morning his best friend drops by and tells him, “Manny, I got great news for you. We need another guy at the great place where I work. We have an easy seven hour day, we get to wear nice suits, we deal with nice people, and we make great money. You can quit this job and move up the ladder!”
Manny looks incredulous and says, “What!? Are you nuts? And give up show business?”
One morning his best friend drops by and tells him, “Manny, I got great news for you. We need another guy at the great place where I work. We have an easy seven hour day, we get to wear nice suits, we deal with nice people, and we make great money. You can quit this job and move up the ladder!”
Manny looks incredulous and says, “What!? Are you nuts? And give up show business?”
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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A few days late for Easter, oh well.
A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one.
Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.
A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one.
Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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London's Big Ben was completed in 1859 and took 13 years to design and build.
Which is amazing, since they were working around the clock.
Which is amazing, since they were working around the clock.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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Happy "Light Jacket Day" everyone!
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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I went to the doctor because every time I opened my eyes, I vomited everywhere.
He examined me and said it was the worst case of see sickness he’d ever encountered.
He examined me and said it was the worst case of see sickness he’d ever encountered.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Never shout into a colander.
You’ll strain your voice.
You’ll strain your voice.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
- Triple Option
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A man fell from a 15th-story nightclub.
Police confirmed he was not a bouncer.
Police confirmed he was not a bouncer.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option wrote: ↑Tue May 03, 2022 8:32 am A man fell from a 15th-story nightclub.
Police confirmed he was not a bouncer.
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- Oklahombre
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