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I remember watching that episode. At first I thought the sling hit herTriple Option wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 4:47 pm
Here's a little context for this one.
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Lou Costello does math
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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3 vampires are sitting at a table in a bar. The waitress comes up and asks them what they want to drink.
The 1st vampire says "Blood."
The 2nd vampire says "Blood."
The 3rd vampire says "Plasma."
Waitress says, "Ok. That's 2 bloods and a blood lite coming right up."
The 1st vampire says "Blood."
The 2nd vampire says "Blood."
The 3rd vampire says "Plasma."
Waitress says, "Ok. That's 2 bloods and a blood lite coming right up."
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My wife joined a support group for people who talk a lot.
It's called On and On Anon.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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In Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-man, half-horse, who had great knowledge of medicine and health.
So he was the original Centaur for Disease Control.
So he was the original Centaur for Disease Control.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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At 46, I’m definitely “young” for that one but I’ve watched it few times… it’s just pure genius. Recently, I saw something that made me think of it and I mentioned it to my wife. She had no idea what I was talking about… she had never seen it. So, I pulled it up on youtube for her and she had a good laugh. Our 20 year old son walks in the room and was very familiar… he studied it in one of his classes (he’s into film and video). So yeah, it never gets old and it doesn’t appear to be in the process of being forgotten either.
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Sometimes, people just go too far, and an April Fools prank crosses the line and becomes outright cruelty.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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Happy April Fools Day!
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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I’ve asked lots of people, but nobody knows.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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A true Dad joke
“Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?”
“Sure, but the dining room would probably be more comfortable.”
“Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?”
“Sure, but the dining room would probably be more comfortable.”
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Some say we should end Daylight Savings Time. What do I think?
I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
I'm not going to lose any sleep over it.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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I ran into an acquaintance at the psychiatrist's office. I asked him "Are you coming or going?"
He said "If I knew that, I wouldn't be here!"
He said "If I knew that, I wouldn't be here!"
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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I'm not one to brag, but I just went into another room and remembered why I was there.
Now, it was the bathroom, and I got a little reminder, but still . . .
Now, it was the bathroom, and I got a little reminder, but still . . .
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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