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Yesterday I saw two teenagers making out in the park.

It reminded me of my own teenage days.

When I used to see other teenagers making out in the park.
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In Brent I Trust :D
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A man has a job in the circus, following the elephants around all day, shoveling their poop into a wheelbarrow.

One morning his best friend drops by and tells him, “Manny, I got great news for you. We need another guy at the great place where I work. We have an easy seven hour day, we get to wear nice suits, we deal with nice people, and we make great money. You can quit this job and move up the ladder!”

Manny looks incredulous and says, “What!? Are you nuts? And give up show business?”
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A few days late for Easter, oh well.

A farmer plays a prank on Easter Sunday. After the egg hunt, he sneaks into the chicken coop and replaces every white egg with a brightly colored one.
Minutes later, the rooster walks in. He spots the colored eggs, then storms out and beats up the peacock.
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London's Big Ben was completed in 1859 and took 13 years to design and build.

Which is amazing, since they were working around the clock.
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Happy "Light Jacket Day" everyone!

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I went to the doctor because every time I opened my eyes, I vomited everywhere.

He examined me and said it was the worst case of see sickness he’d ever encountered.
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Never shout into a colander.

You’ll strain your voice.
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A man fell from a 15th-story nightclub.

Police confirmed he was not a bouncer.
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Triple Option wrote: Tue May 03, 2022 8:32 am A man fell from a 15th-story nightclub.

Police confirmed he was not a bouncer.
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