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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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I’ve got a new job at a salad packaging factory.

The hours aren't great, but the celery is good.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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Studies show that most stabbings are committed by someone close to the victim.

Specifically, by someone within arm's length.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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Kids grow up so fast and change so quickly. I'd barely gotten used to my grandson being three when he had yet another birthday.

And I hardly recognized him. It was almost like I'd never seen him be four.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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In Brent I Trust :D
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The king sleeps on a king-sized mattress.

The queen sleeps on a queen-sized mattress.

And the prince sleeps on an heir mattress.
All that is gold does not glitter.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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In the left side of my brain, nothing is right, and in the right side of my brain, nothing is left.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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The economy is so bad that:

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 congressmen
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America
Motel Six turned off the light
They're doing away with Daylight Savings Time because the clock has already been turned back to 1929
A picture is now worth only 200 words
Dr. Seuss now writes about Green Eggs and Spam
Wall Street has been re-named Wal-Mart Street
Women in Beverly Hills have to use the sun to get a tan
The 5 second rule is now the 5 day rule
I saw a pimp driving a VW Bug
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico
The bank returned my check due to insufficient funds - they meant theirs, not mine
The capital of California is no longer Sacramento - now it's about $50
I called the suicide hotline, got somebody in the Middle East, and they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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My kids refused to eat leftover tacos for dinner, so my wife asked me to throw them out.

So I did. But now I don't know what to do with all these leftover tacos.
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The old that is strong does not wither.
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Never liked turtles, myself...

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New linebacker

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