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Oklahombre
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Oklahombre
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Heading to my farm in Beggs...
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Oklahombre
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Oklahombre
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And I'm out, but I don't do FB...
anyone see this ad running on KFOR this morning. ad for a lawyer talking about getting settlements for people that had sewer's back up into their house and he ends with something like --- I am number 1 when it comes to number 2.
I started laughing every time it came on.
I started laughing every time it came on.
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Triple Option
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it!"
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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Adam and Eve must have owned the first computer - an Apple with very limited memory - just one byte and everything crashed!
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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My wife gave me a "get better soon" card.
I'm not sick, she just thinks I ought to be a lot better.
I'm not sick, she just thinks I ought to be a lot better.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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Triple Option
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Wife: How about if we try different postions tonight? Maybe swap places?
Me: Absolutely! I'm ready when you are!
Wife: OK, you go stand at the sink and wash dishes, and I'll sit on the couch and watch TV.
Me: Absolutely! I'm ready when you are!
Wife: OK, you go stand at the sink and wash dishes, and I'll sit on the couch and watch TV.
All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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SwampSooner
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And when they took a blood sample, it had a head on it.Triple Option wrote: ↑Wed May 25, 2022 8:35 am "I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it!"
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Triple Option
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All that is gold does not glitter.
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither.
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
- Bilbo Baggins
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