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Heading to my farm in Beggs...

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And I'm out, but I don't do FB...

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anyone see this ad running on KFOR this morning. ad for a lawyer talking about getting settlements for people that had sewer's back up into their house and he ends with something like --- I am number 1 when it comes to number 2.


I started laughing every time it came on.
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"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it!"

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Adam and Eve must have owned the first computer - an Apple with very limited memory - just one byte and everything crashed!
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My wife gave me a "get better soon" card.

I'm not sick, she just thinks I ought to be a lot better.
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Wife: How about if we try different postions tonight? Maybe swap places?
Me: Absolutely! I'm ready when you are!
Wife: OK, you go stand at the sink and wash dishes, and I'll sit on the couch and watch TV.
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Triple Option wrote: Wed May 25, 2022 8:35 am "I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it!"

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And when they took a blood sample, it had a head on it.
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- Bilbo Baggins
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