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Bottom post of the previous page:

I wish I had mine back...Blew the motor racing.

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And I'm out on this one...

OU Chinaman harvesting OUr favorite crop.. ::rice2:: ::rice2:: ::rice2::

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Why are so many archaeologists women?

Because they have a natural ability to dig up the past.
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Oklahombre wrote: Thu Jun 23, 2022 12:19 am Just a dog gif for White River and a second one to follow.

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Thanks.......

FYI, the phrase in my signature line is more my thoughts on NIL than it is on dogs. However, I do like dogs. My wife has a miniature schnauzer that runs our house!
"Money will buy you a good dog, but only genuine affection will make him wag his tail."
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I recently ran in a marathon in northern Sweden.

But I realized I had gone way off course as soon as I crossed the Finnish line.
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I was at the mall yesterday and walked in the bookstore. Cashier asked me if they could help me and I said "yes, I was wondering if you had Trump's new book on borders and deportation". Cashier looked at me and yelled "get the f*{k out of here and don't come back."

I responded enthusiastically "YES! THATS THE ONE! Do you have it in paperback?"
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Each 4th of July, the US President sends the British prime minister a locket with a picture of the map of the US in it.

Just as a reminder that America is still in-da-pendant.
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July 4th weekend gif dump...

Have a safe Holiday...

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Glad we are out of this season...

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Safety first....

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I started to dress like wishbone today...

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Sooner 47 with a good day...

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