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- Fri Feb 25, 2022 10:05 pm
- Forum: Sooner Archives
- Topic: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
- Replies: 492
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Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight started My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No,&...
- Fri Feb 25, 2022 10:02 pm
- Forum: Sooner Archives
- Topic: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
- Replies: 492
- Views: 36651
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
The Dog’s Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - ...
- Fri Feb 25, 2022 10:01 pm
- Forum: Sooner Archives
- Topic: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
- Replies: 492
- Views: 36651
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Things you'll never hear in SEC country 1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 2. "Duct tape won't fix that." 3. "Do you have any “lite” bologna?” 4. "We don't keep firearms in this house." 5. "You can't feed that to the dog." 6. "I thought Grace...
- Fri Feb 25, 2022 10:00 pm
- Forum: Sooner Archives
- Topic: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
- Replies: 492
- Views: 36651
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
What did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? Dam! A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: “Dark ...
- Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:59 pm
- Forum: Sooner Archives
- Topic: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
- Replies: 492
- Views: 36651
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town: a Presbyterian church, a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Catholic church, and a synagogue. Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels. The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels....
- Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:58 pm
- Forum: Sooner Archives
- Topic: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
- Replies: 492
- Views: 36651
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
You can’t lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, then what you lost was just a pigeon. What's E.T. short for? Because he's got those little bitty stubby legs. Old Age Still Isn't For Sissies - This is what all of you 70+ year olds, and yet-to-be kids have to look forward to!...
- Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:58 pm
- Forum: Sooner Archives
- Topic: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
- Replies: 492
- Views: 36651
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign language to speak to them. When the bartender returned to him, the man asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were regular custo...
- Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:54 pm
- Forum: Sooner Archives
- Topic: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
- Replies: 492
- Views: 36651
Re: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran. My wife thinks I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want. Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going...
- Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:53 pm
- Forum: Sooner Archives
- Topic: Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
- Replies: 492
- Views: 36651
Off-Season, Off-Topic, and Off the Wall - (The Return) - post your favorite jokes, puns, one-liners, gifs, and memes
Here is the joke thread from the old board. Was not able to capture all the links (to articles, pics, gifs, and videos), unless the link was shown on the main page (which I just copied and pasted). Most of those are in this initial post. Getting the rest would have required opening each individual ...
- Sat Feb 12, 2022 2:25 pm
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: Men's BB set to challenge Kansas in Lawrence tomorrow!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 637
Re: Men's BB set to challenge Kansas in Lawrence tomorrow!
That was a tough way to lose. Played pretty well for 3/4 of the game, then just went cold. Rallied at the end, missed a shot that would have tied it at the buzzer. Phooey. If this team can put 40 minutes together, they could make some noise in the tournament. Not a lack of effort, but need to be mor...
- Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:13 pm
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: 9 Feb TTU @ OU 8pm ESPINU
- Replies: 7
- Views: 590
Re: 9 Feb TTU @ OU 8pm ESPINU
OU wins by 15.
- Mon Jan 10, 2022 3:52 pm
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: Why is OU still unranked? - article
- Replies: 1
- Views: 257
- Sun Dec 19, 2021 5:40 pm
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: Is anyone interested in Men's Basketball forum?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1110
Re: Is anyone interested in Men's Basketball forum?
On the one hand, I like having everything on one forum, but on the other hand, anything BB related tends to just get buried because the main forum is mostly about football and always will be. So on balance, and to my own great surprise, I vote yes to a separate forum for the basketball team.
- Wed Dec 01, 2021 10:38 pm
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: Mens BB
- Replies: 87
- Views: 9277
Re: Mens BB
Just sayin' is all.
- Wed Nov 10, 2021 9:13 am
- Forum: OU Men's Basketball
- Topic: Porter Moser - New Coach
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1507
Porter Moser
Thanks Guy! That was a good read. I got tickled at this line: “I go to Creighton and I’m like the 10th guard out of eight of us,” Moser joked at a leadership event in September. “Two managers were ahead of me on the depth chart.” https://twitter.com/OUDailySports/status/1458110509916450821?s=20